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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ guess who bought himself a nice, bad-ass silk shirt with the money he pilfered? Come on, guess 8> GUESS.

THIS GUUUUYYYYYY and he looks damn fine in it, and quite jubilant. He hasn't been able to afford something this nice in a long time so he is just one just smugstorm over here, grinning to himself while he scours the Red Light District. Because when you have money you know what else you totally need to do?

Buy hookers. ]


[ ooc; OPEN TO THE TOWN, EVENING-STYLE ]

Comments

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ Robin is immediately set upon by this....gorgeous face ]

Who the fuck 'er you?

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

[can dig.]

Robin. Like the bird.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Then fly along little bird--I don't pay for dudes. [ YEP, THINKS YOU'RE A HOOKER ]

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you'd take 'em free? [AHA, HE'S JUST MESSING WITH HIM. ...probably.]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ KEYWORDS, right as he gives robin this face and shoves him off ]

You keep talking shit and you'll take my foot up your ass.

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

[pffft, he is laughing too much to resist. exactly what he wanted to see.]

Hah--you sure are a touchy one, aren't you?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Are you deaf?? I ain't payin' for you! Go bother someone else.

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Just what I meant... Jeez, I was kidding. I'm not for sale.

[smug smug smug smug.]

I'm interested in you for a different reason.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Tragic. I ain't interested in you. [ aaauuughhhhh go away ]

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

That is a shame. [well. how about he runs his little strands of consciousness through his bloodstream and make is so that he can't move? C:]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ ....Robin he hates you so much right now.

Or he would, if he knew it was robin doing it ]

--?!

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

[oh, I'm sure he'll make himself pretty obvious by being very nonchalant about by leaning all up on this guy's shoulder again.]

I'm just curious, really. Harmless unless provoked.

But I've never seen something like you quite so well put-together.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ he's seeeeething ]

Th' fuck did you do to me, asshole?!

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Just a little trick.

[and then he licks he leans over and licks his face. just, you know, to be as obnoxious as possible. after which he takes a few (probably much wanted) steps backwards and releases him from his mental bloodhold.]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ RAAAAHHHH he's snapping at the air as soon as he can move even if...Robin's already moved away from him, cursing and hastily wiping at his face all grossed-out like B( ]

The fuck!!

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

[dfjkl he's just laughing. you're so funny, you weirdly functioning half-monster you.]

I can't tell if you'd be any fun at all.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

What the hell is your problem, freak?! [ kjdfghks aaaaaaaaaaa SO MUCH RAGE ]

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to go alphabetically or chronologically?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

You wanna get clever and I'll cut that slimy mouth of your off.

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

And here I am, offering honest answers... [he shakes his head...]

You're new here, aren't you?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

An' how d'you figure that?

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Because everyone else down here is human all the way through.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

...What makes you think I ain't?

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

You don't feel like it at all. It's in your blood.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Th' same freaky shit you did to me just now?