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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ guess who bought himself a nice, bad-ass silk shirt with the money he pilfered? Come on, guess 8> GUESS.

THIS GUUUUYYYYYY and he looks damn fine in it, and quite jubilant. He hasn't been able to afford something this nice in a long time so he is just one just smugstorm over here, grinning to himself while he scours the Red Light District. Because when you have money you know what else you totally need to do?

Buy hookers. ]


[ ooc; OPEN TO THE TOWN, EVENING-STYLE ]

Comments

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ ....Robin he hates you so much right now.

Or he would, if he knew it was robin doing it ]

--?!

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

[oh, I'm sure he'll make himself pretty obvious by being very nonchalant about by leaning all up on this guy's shoulder again.]

I'm just curious, really. Harmless unless provoked.

But I've never seen something like you quite so well put-together.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ he's seeeeething ]

Th' fuck did you do to me, asshole?!

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Just a little trick.

[and then he licks he leans over and licks his face. just, you know, to be as obnoxious as possible. after which he takes a few (probably much wanted) steps backwards and releases him from his mental bloodhold.]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ RAAAAHHHH he's snapping at the air as soon as he can move even if...Robin's already moved away from him, cursing and hastily wiping at his face all grossed-out like B( ]

The fuck!!

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

[dfjkl he's just laughing. you're so funny, you weirdly functioning half-monster you.]

I can't tell if you'd be any fun at all.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

What the hell is your problem, freak?! [ kjdfghks aaaaaaaaaaa SO MUCH RAGE ]

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to go alphabetically or chronologically?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

You wanna get clever and I'll cut that slimy mouth of your off.

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

And here I am, offering honest answers... [he shakes his head...]

You're new here, aren't you?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

An' how d'you figure that?

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Because everyone else down here is human all the way through.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

...What makes you think I ain't?

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

You don't feel like it at all. It's in your blood.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Th' same freaky shit you did to me just now?

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

What, that? Just a magic trick.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

...You some kind of warlock or some shit?

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

There's no such thing where I'm from. I highly doubt it.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Then what the hell are you and how can your voodoo magic shit tell what I am?

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

That would be telling. Men have given their lives to figure out less than you know now.

I can only assure you that I am not human in the least.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Yeah? You seem pretty damn human to me...

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

And you taste pretty human, believe it or not. Appearances are deceiving.

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Ugh--! Fuck, you're disgusting!!

[birdmetaphor.livejournal.com]

[FFFF--laughter :D]

Oh, come on. That weirds you out?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

How jolly would you be if some manslut-lookalike came up to you, paralyzed you, licked your face and then tells you ya taste like human.