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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ guess who bought himself a nice, bad-ass silk shirt with the money he pilfered? Come on, guess 8> GUESS.

THIS GUUUUYYYYYY and he looks damn fine in it, and quite jubilant. He hasn't been able to afford something this nice in a long time so he is just one just smugstorm over here, grinning to himself while he scours the Red Light District. Because when you have money you know what else you totally need to do?

Buy hookers. ]


[ ooc; OPEN TO THE TOWN, EVENING-STYLE ]

Comments

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, I ain't lookin' for some Witch's approval!

[ which he says riiiight before he spits on the ground and basically...pushes his foot into her midsection to shove her back fkjs not a hard kick or anything, just a shove. because she is a looker and it would be a shame to hurt her too bad ]

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[Yup, she's more surprised than anything! But it's more than enough to piss her off, so she adjusts her balance aaand...

Sings.]

♪Lahfay lahto lahfay lahtu♪

[Hell yeah paralysis hex :D;]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ sdkjfgskjdgks OH LOVELY. Poor thing goes stock-still almost instantly, loosing his balance aaaand....falling right onto his back. ouch ]

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[At least he can still breathe :D; And Euri's looking a little less mad. In fact, a little self-conscious since they're getting even more looks now.]

Ugh....

[Yeah, she doesn't want to draw any more attention to herself, so she'll crouch down next to him.]

You'd better apologize. [She'll point at him and concentrate, dropping the hex after a few moments.]]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ NOPE, HE'S GONNA HEADBUTT HER ]

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[AAAAAUUUUUUUUGH YOU JERKFACE DIRECT HIT]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ HAHA, VICTORY. except....yeaaahhhhhh lots of stares coming their way now, so he'll curse and quickly sort of....gather her up over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and MAKE SCARCE. ]


What the fuck am I doing...????

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[Good thing she's knocked out and can't start screaming or do something ridiculous!]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ THAT IS A VERY GOOD THING, since he's.....probably trying to find a deserted alley to ditch her in sdkgkdgs ]

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[...... After a few minutes, she's groaning :D]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck. [ sdkjgsk FRANTICALLY LOOKING AROUND.....and just darts down the nearest alley he sees. which is where a lady of the night is soliticing a client. with her mouth.

Y E P, TONIGHT SUCKS ]

1/2

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

Nng....

[Give her a few seconds to realize she's slung over his shoulder.]

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[Ellis' shirt sleeve is now on fire]

-!!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

--Fuck!! [ He is eloqeunt. And pretty much throwing euri through the air so he can start frantically patting out the flames on his sleeve, cursing. YEAH HOOKER AND MAN ARE LEAVING P. QUICK ]

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[Aaaaaauuuuuuugh faceplanting THIS IS NOT HER DAY D:]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

You set me on fire--!!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

You tried to kidnap me-!!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

No I didn't!! I'm trying to get rid of you, you were causing a scene!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[Standing up!]

You were the one who wouldn't stop shoving me!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

You started makin' accusations!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

I did not! I don't even know what you are!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Isn't it obvious?! Imma demon!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

.........

... Really?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Of course I am!! How th'fuck you think I knew you were a Witch?! One whiff of your magic and it was plain as day!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

W - well....

[God, she couldn't even tell he was a demon ;;]

That doesn't mean you can act like an ass!