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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ guess who bought himself a nice, bad-ass silk shirt with the money he pilfered? Come on, guess 8> GUESS.

THIS GUUUUYYYYYY and he looks damn fine in it, and quite jubilant. He hasn't been able to afford something this nice in a long time so he is just one just smugstorm over here, grinning to himself while he scours the Red Light District. Because when you have money you know what else you totally need to do?

Buy hookers. ]


[ ooc; OPEN TO THE TOWN, EVENING-STYLE ]

Comments

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

No I didn't!! I'm trying to get rid of you, you were causing a scene!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[Standing up!]

You were the one who wouldn't stop shoving me!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

You started makin' accusations!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

I did not! I don't even know what you are!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Isn't it obvious?! Imma demon!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

.........

... Really?

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Of course I am!! How th'fuck you think I knew you were a Witch?! One whiff of your magic and it was plain as day!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

W - well....

[God, she couldn't even tell he was a demon ;;]

That doesn't mean you can act like an ass!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

When have you ever met a nice, friendly fuzzy little demon you could take home t' ma and pa? Really?

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

Hey! There are plenty of demons who willingly do that! They become familiars!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Hah! That kind of crap's a total pain in the ass! I don't see why any demon'd wanna do something like work for a Witch.

Especially ones that set you on fire. This was a new shirt you know! You'd better pay up and replace it!

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

You're probably just saying that because no Witch would want you as a familiar, you're a huge jerk!

And I'm not replacing anything! That was your own fault!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Like I'd need a Witch at my back ragging on me anyway--!

And you totally are! How th' fuck is it my fault you go 'round setting innocent demons on fire huh?! I ain't some shit fake! You think I was gonna eat you??

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

Or something else more lascivious.... pervert....

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

....What, like rape you? Don't flatter yourself.

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[asfklajflkas]

Sh - shut up!!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Just fucking thing about it! You're too loud and you'd probably scream, you're a Witch so you'd probably maul the fuck outta whoever grabbed ya, and that's not counting whether 'r not you fucking roast their ass for even looking at you.

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[SAFJKLJS WHY DID SHE EVEN SAY THAT. SHE IS SO RED RIGHT NOW.]

Th - that's right! I'd beat the crap out of you if you tried anything! And - you're ugly, too!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ AHAHAHAH HE IS JUST THAT CRUDE. and now he's sneering ]

So you don' care about doin' it with a demon s'long as you're sweet on 'em and they're friendly on the eyes? Pretty fucking adventurous of ya.

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[AAAAHHHH SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO PUNCH HIM.]

That's none of your business!! [... he hit the nail on the head.]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ HAHHAHA HE WAS TROLLING TOO ]

S'not like it's taboo or anything~ What're you gettin' all hot and bothered for? I mean, if I were a fucking Warlock I dunno if I'd be into that shit--demons can get pretty rough ya know.

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[Sob she's so weird.]

I never said I was interested to begin with! [Despite the fact that she's blushing even more now]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

S'at so? Looks to me like you're getting a little sweet over there.

[actionlaced.livejournal.com]

[slkfjalfj trying to punch him again]

I am not! You're seeing things!!

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ HAHA he is so ducking under it and getting right up in her face ]

A demon's nose don't lie, Witch.