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Bounty: $001; DICTATED

[ Adel is taking a quick break from babysitting right now since Euri and Robin ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING AT THIS SORT OF HOUR, stealing away to his own room where he's stashed Matthew. Which...means finding the nose Coil broke on his poor zombie ): He's inspecting him now but his grimoire's open so it'll catch their conversation~ ]

--Hehehe!

This is no laughing matter! Damnit, that asshole... He really broke it!

It's okay, it doesn't hurt. Patchman was just surprised.

Gaaah, and that's another thing! Don't go near him anymore okay? Since he's like me he might do something weird or try to study from you or something...

Study?

...Maybe. A-anyway, hold still. I'm gonna fix your nose...

[ Aaaand that's all that gets picked up before there a slight crunch followed b a slight laugh from Matt's end and a sigh from Adel's. ]

There! Good as new. Now there's just one thing... [ rummage rummage rummage-- ]

Oi!!! Coil! If you go near him again or lay a finger on Matt I'm gonna break you!! You hear me?? Totally, one-hundred percent in half! SNAP--like that! So you watch it!

Snap! Hehehe~

[ AND WITH A HUFF HE CROSSES HIS ARMS AND LEANS BACK FROM THE JOURNAL JUST...DARING COIL TO SAY SOMETHING. Even if he is mute. Fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrr ]

[ ooc; says dictated but the door to Adel's room is open and...everyone on his floor can probably hear him sdkjfgksgs Green is Matt and red is Adel ]

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[he is SO CLOSE to Adel, making damn sure that he sees the look that he's giving him. His face is absolutely cold, remorseless, and Adel just might get the fact that Coil is actively talking himself down from just killing him right there.

He wants to, though. Oh boy does he want to.]

[ h-he....has a feeling that he is just very narrowly avoiding big trouble here, yup. Definitely. ]

[ so he makes it worse.

and spits all over coil's hand sdofiasodlkashjdklsamkfjaksfnkasfa ]

[OH WHAT ARE YOU, FOUR YEARS OLD??

He's getting soundly kneed in the crotch for that. And Coil's not moving his hand. You can just ENJOY all that spit squished on your face, Adel.]

[ OH MY GOD THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THSISDFKDSFKFLALKSFKAKA

SDOFIHAISFDASKFA HE JUST DIES. GAME OVER.

seriously he is making a muffled shriek against coil's hand and then he is just going to die with saliva smushed all over his face forever. least sexy experience of his whole life. ]

[he would really love it if you would die, actually. It can be arranged. He's really debating whether or not he can just... smother Adel right here, quietly enough that Matt won't get upset.

While he deliberates, though... he leans his weight on the hand covering Adel's mouth and lets go of his shoulder so that he can reach over and grab the journal. He then holds it up right where Adel can see, bracing it against his shoulder so that he can point to a very specific phrase that Adel so stupidly let slip-- ...'he's like me']

[ sorry he is just kind of whimpering right here and trying not to throw up and/or cry >8'( JERK. he's got drool in his nose sobbbbbbbbb ]

[well, then he'll just wait. He's patient.

He will help though, forcibly turning Adel's head a little so that he's looking right at the page.

He taps the phrase again, coldly watching Adel's face for any sign of recognition]

[ does a pained whine and an anxious expression count )'8 or what about trembling thighs because he's p. sure he'll never walk right again ]

[...nope. Not really. Sorry.

He's going to try one more time. Giving Adel a pointed LOOK AT THIS, BITCH look, while giving the journal a little shake.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU SAID. LOOK AT THE REASON THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.]

[ sdkjfhsdkjgkdsg ]

Mnnphhhnhnhnnhnnnnnnn.......... [ yeah that was just the most pathetic-sounding muffled sob ever. he's going to at least try to pull Coil's hand away from his mouth though, turning his head in the opposite direction HE HADN'T ANSWER IF HE CAN'T SPEAK ]

[Coil catches his eye one more time, bringing up his free hand to his lips in an unmistakably warning SHHH motion...

But then he's slowly letting up on him, taking his hand away from Adel's mouth and giving him enough room to straighten up off the desk.

So help him, though... if you make one loud or incriminating sound, you are going to seriously regret it.]

[ oh godddddd--first thing he's doing is running an arm across his face to wipe off all his...spit.... sdkjfks

and then he is the quietest fucker you ever did see. Not eve a peep here, aside from an uncomfortable, pained murmur ]

...? Is it a quiet game now? Did you win? [ to coil sdkjksgs ]

[first, he wipes his hand off on Adel's shirt.

Then, he turns an impossibly calm look in Matt's direction and repeats the shushing motion. Quiet-- you don't want to lose the game, do you?

Finally, he sets the grimoire on the desk, and points at the phrase. Again.

Look at what you did, Adel, before he has to rub your nose in it]

...! [ sdkjhk HOLDS BOTH HANDS OVER HIS MOUTH ]

Wh...

[ oh god he made a noise he's not going to die is he-- ]

[ohoho... good boy, Adel. Coil's going to hand over his personal notebook for Adel to write in, so he doesn't have to punch him in the windpipe.]

[ sobb...ing...he holds back a slightly anxious sound and...takes the notebook when it's handed over, but it's not exactly easy to write in when he's stuck on his back still...just wanting to curl up and die kjdgksgs

): he looks anxiously to the side where Matt is aaand then back to coil. DOES HE GET TO MOVE AT ALL OR DOES HE HAVE TO TRY AND WRITE LIKE THIS? ]

[he'll back off enough for Adel to move, since he's behaving so well.

...He's still within striking distance though. :\]

[ kjdsfhsk yyyyeahhhhhhh he's....going to try and sit up for a second BUT THAT MAKES EVERYTHING HURT IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. So basically he just winds up sort of rolling onto his stomach on the desk and clinging kjsdkfs he hates you....so much...... ]

[...he'll wait.

wuss.]

[ then he will bear witness to the slow manner in which he like...slides off the table, onto his knees, and the rolls onto his side to hold his crotch. ]

[ sdkjfskd and then matt, as helpful as ever, mimics a time-out for adel ]

...

[are you serious, man? He's tempted to kick him over, but he's beginning to realize how uncontrolled his anger is already getting, so he just settles for a terse sigh. :\]

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