http://actionlaced.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] actionlaced.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] accordancy2011-12-15 08:42 pm

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[Euri is in the library! Dog and Nirel are there too, but they've wandered off to go look at fairy tales or something more interesting than the section Euri is currently standing in front of.

The romance novel section.

She's got a little stack of books by her feet, and she's flipping through another one, skimming it for... something. She looks very determined!!]


Nothing in this one.... [She's mumbling to herself before putting the book back on the shelf. She'll run her finger over the spines as she starts reading book titles.]

"How to Woo a Reluctant Lady"? Hmmm... "Let Sleeping Rogues Lie"...."Detective John Sanders' Erotica Noir"??

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely nothing has some terrible titles.

[he really can't get how she reads this stuff. D:] What's the point?

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[...he takes her wrist and starts to tug her in another direction.]

Come with me.

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[no. B| to the nearby section that is actual porn, followed closely by things that are backed by science. you've got some learnin' to do.]

Romance novels are cute and all, but this is the stuff to read if you actually want to learn anything.

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, whoa--at least check the titles first.

[picks up one of her books and... puts it back sjlfdk.]

They're different from romance novels. We'll say that.

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I mean this is instructional stuff. [...he looks back at the books. 'instructional' is kind of a blanket term, here.] Sort of.

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Then good, you're in the right place. Do me a favor and look up oral, would you?

[HE CLAPS HER ON THE SHOULDER AND THEN... starts to walk away... :')]

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[--stops. turns around.]

My what?

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[oh... gosh, he wasn't expecting to actually get anything. he'd kind of assumed she'd forget and the whole thing would be fine. that sure shows him.]

I-- Well, yeah. I mean, if you went through all the trouble, of course.

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
--Okay. [WILL WALK, THANK YOU]

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[oh goodness. he's really not sure what to expect, so he'll just... take the box and open it?]

1/2

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[...he picks it up out of his box, slowly registering what it is...]

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[...and this stupid little grin starts to spread from ear to ear.]

It's a Robin! Hah--like me!

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I love it! [squishes it a little. oohhooo it's so cute. C:]

[identity profile] birdmetaphor.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
...Thanks. [awhaaa feelings. he sort of... puts it back in the box 'cause he's not sure what to do with the box otherwise.]